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THREE LITTLE SURFER PIGS
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Once
upon a rhyme
There were three plump little pigs
Who faked being surfers,
Wearing Rapunzel wigs.
One day
the boys spied
A lady pig in a bikini,
Devouring chocolate-coated lard
Dipped in cream tahini.
She
pointed to the mega surf,
Swish-swooshed away some flies
And delicately pigged out
On three dozen mystery pies.
‘Who
can out-surf me?’ asked Paris.
‘Which pig can carve the face?
The champion wins the ultimate prize –
Dinner, at MY place!’
A
cheeky picture book for all the family with more twists than
a brown snake’s S-bend.
Words
by Stinky Squad author
DC GREEN.
With
brilliant full-colour illustrations by
HR HOGWASH.
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Fact Box |
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Age range: new-born
bubbies to great great grandmas.
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Guest starring over a
dozen of your favourite Fairyland characters – as you’ve
never seen them before!
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Featuring a surf
glossary.
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To purchase - Click HERE |
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