Three Little Surfer Pigs

Once upon a rhyme,
There were three little piggies
Who faked being surfers,
In Rapunzel wiggies.

One day the brothers spied
A sun-tanned supermodel hog,
Devouring chocolate-coated lard drops
Dipped in blended frog.

She pointed to the mega surf,
Swish-swooshed away some flies
And delicately pigged out
On three dozen mystery pies.

‘Who can out-surf me?’ asked Paris.
‘Which pig can carve the face?
The champion wins the ultimate prize –
Dinner, at MY place!’

A cheeky picture book for all the family with more twists than a brown snake’s S-bend.

Words by Stinky Squad author DC GREEN.
With brilliant full-colour illustrations by HR HOGWASH.

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Pigs Reviews

‘It’s the book I wanted to read when I was a grommet - funny, naughty and full of surfing!’ - Pam Burridge, world surfing champion

‘I loved the hidden jokes and all the surfy lingo!’ - Jackie Hosking, PIO reviewer

‘Evilly entertaining.... The rhyme is great fun!’ - Sally Odgers, Jack Russell, Dog Detective

Children’s Activities

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