Q: What do you call a short vampire?
A: A pain in the knee.
Q: What do you call a person who is fed up with people?
A: A cannibal.
Q: What do you call a boy with headphones on?
A: Anything you like: he can’t hear you.
Q: What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?
A: Bob.
Q: What do you call a boy hiding in your letterbox?
A: Bill.
Q: What do you call a girl who sits on a hot BBQ: grill?
A: Patty.